You haven’t won.
The IRS hasn’t “found” an old refund that you’re due.
She won’t be overwhelmed (she’ll more likely be underwhelmed).
Your PayPal account is fine.
Your bank account is fine.
His family doesn’t really need your help.
You won’t have greater control.
Your stamina won’t be increased.
There is no secret to attracting beautiful women.
No account of yours anywhere has been suspended.
Your password hasn’t been updated.
You haven’t been randomly selected.
That hot stock is actually a dog.

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